I need a Mexican vacation

quiet beaches

friendly locals

bumpy pothole-ridden roads

coca-cola in glass bottles (made with azucar, not corn syrup)

cheap plaster bart simpson piggy banks

your name on a grain of rice

fresh ceviche

pulpo cocktail with homemade salsa

red snapper tacos from a roadside stand

jicama con chile y limon

a margarita made with hornitos, cointreau, fresh limes and crushed ice (no mixers)

mole chicken with real tortillas

caramel flan for dessert

are there any early morning flights to Baja?